| 1. | ball-park figure | ||
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a number that is near the total; approximate figure Fifty is a ball-park figure. It's close to our class size.
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| 2. | ball-park figure | ||
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An annoying, grossly over-used term that dumb idiots think will make them sound cool if they use. Some idiot called me at the office asking me to give him a "ball-park figure" on a divorce. I thought "WTF? Since when do divorce cases have anything to do with a baseball game?"
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| 3. | Cornfed stupid | ||
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Cornfed stupid:
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Or simply CFS People who demonstrate such a high level of ignorance and inbreeding that they are only good for manual labor employment or better yet ground up as fertilizer for agricultural needs. Description: The typical CFS person defines their status mostly by the size of their transportation. Which is the pickup truck. This is very important if a male intends on having a good chance to breed with the female (relative) of his choice The larger the pickup truck the more impressive he is to females (especially if the said truck has 4 wheel drive capability) and thus in the end larger truck =better choice. Children of CFS parents are sometime found to have genetic deformities. IE- 11 fingers rather than 10 and the ability to play the banjo from an early age…The typical CFS listens to country music and finds deep meaning in the words of one Merle Haggard Or Alabama. Songs like “okie from Muskogee” or “mountain music” have very deep spiritual meaning to them. Favorite foods: Mountain oyster. Which is the testicle of an adult pig that is apparently deep-fried. Also corn on the cob, “string beans” hominy grits cornbread, chicken, pinto beans and pork chops. It should be noted that in the country group - Alabama song “mountain music” the phrase “play me some mountain music” was replace by an unknown musician to “oh fry me a mountain oyster” this caught on quickly and many thought this would eventually become the anthem for West Virginia… Allegia... |
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| 4. | NEMO | ||
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The word used for someone who claims they have never masterbated. This is usually a term regarding females. Unless you are too young to understand what it is everybody does it and anyone who sais this is a liar!!! Hell I'm Masterbating right now, thats how honest us blokes are!
Never Ever Masterbated OOOOOOOOOmygod!!!!!!! Andrew, luke and simon: Hey Clare how many times do you masterbate a week?
Clare: OMG i dont do that thing! Andrew, luke and simon: O c'mon just a ball park figure... Clare: seriously ive never masterbated ever. Andrew, luke and simon: Your lying you must have played the odd tune on the old banjo at some point...? Clare: EEE no girls masterbate, trust me. Andrew, luke and simon: er... Shut up ya NEMO!!! |
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| 5. | Craig Tucker | ||
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A character from South Park. Known for his nasal voice and general cynisim. He wears a blue hat with flaps and ties on it, which has a yellow poof ball on top. He has shiney black hair. He gets into trouble alot, usualy for flipping everyone off. He can't help it. Craig's whole family is like that. He's also gay for Tweek. Few people know this. Craig Tucker is awesome.
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| 6. | Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas | ||
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This massive game spans the entire state of San Andreas, with visits to three major cities patterned on real-life counterparts. There's Los Santos (based on Los Angeles), a gritty blur of smog and violence; San Fierro (based on San Francisco), and Las Venturas (based on Las Vegas), a midnight wonderland crawling with money, sex and corruption.
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There are dozens of missions, hundreds of secrets, tons of vehicles and weapons, and all kinds of stuff to do. Stuff like recruiting gang members, swimming, building property, riding bikes, eating, working out, getting a haircut, attracting the ladies and much, much more. -Welcome to San Andreas Welcome to San Andreas, possibly the largest console game ever made. Veterans of the series will marvel at the fact that SA feels about five times larger than Vice City, with enough core missons to keep you busy for dozens of hours. -What's to Do? As always, there are a series of missions dedicated to forwarding the expanisve story of San Andreas--the story of you, Carl Johnson. After being away from the hood for five years after the death of your family members, you've returned. The problems that plagued you are still there... and have gotten worse. It's up to you to set things right, gain respect, and deliver the hood from evil. As you progress through the game, you'll drive and steal countless numbers of vehicles. You'll notice that when you get in certain vehicles, you will be able to push a button and trigger special missio... |
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