| 1. | dick tick | ||
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Dick tick. Tick entrenched on the head of the penis. Symptoms include herpes like sore, swollen glands and inflamed itchy chode. "Compared to my ball tick, my dick tick was a bitch."
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| 2. | Ball stranglers | ||
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Ball stranglers are the horrible type of underwear worn by the victims of extremely painful wedgies. Warning- it is a stupid idea to wear this type of pants for they are known to damage balls and make the willy wonky Richard: hey that guys wearing ball stranglers.
Dick:poor lad Drew Peacock: let's go give him a wedgie and make his balls hurt |
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| 3. | Dick thong | ||
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Taping your dick so far up between your buttcheeks that it is like wearing a thong. I bet that guy's got his dick thong on tonight.
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| 4. | Office Dick | ||
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A hygienic disorder experienced by many white collar males in the general area of their dick. Symptoms include unpleasant odor, excessive perspiration, and temporary ball-to-leg adhesiveness. Office dick most often occurs after 10 or more hours in an office chair with the dick slightly compressed by business casual attire. “Sarah and Tom are so happy together, she gives him blowjobs even when he has office dick”
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| 5. | dick chopper | ||
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when you spin your dick around in a circle so fast that it actually lifts you off the ground like a helicopter my car ran out of gas so i had to use my dick chopper to get to the store
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| 6. | ball slapper | ||
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whenever someone drunk slaps you in the ball sack with a belt. pat was a ball slapper and a kinfe wielder.
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| 7. | dick out hole | ||
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in the sport of golf, when you fail to drive the ball past the women's tee, you must play the rest of that hole with your dick hanging out. yes honey i had a good time today, but i did have to play one dick out hole.
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