(noun)- A strange and rare condition where the affected has two stout, often chode-type penises in place of a sac with two testicles. Always coupled with Ball-Cock.
a: Dude, I heard Simon has penis-nuts!
b: No way! that's so messed up. Wait, so does that mean he has a ball-cock too?
a: No shit. You can't have three penises. It goes against the laws of science. Didn't you ever take Biology?
(noun) A strange and rare condition where the affected has one large sac and testicle in place of a penis. Always coupled with Penis-Nuts.
a: I saw Martin showering in the locker room today. that ball-cock really freaks me out.
b: I know, it's just not natural.
a: Makes you wonder, when he gets a boner, is it in the penis-nuts or the ball-cock?
b: Truly one of life's mysteries.
An exceptional in-door, traditionally office based sport invented in early 2005 by a sporting visionary known through bin ball folklore as "Brucey".
The sports spiritual home is in what is referred to as the "Monkswell Arena" in the heart of the Oxfordshire countryside.
The game involves two players, 2 waste paper baskets positioned exactly 25 feet apart and a regulation bin ball (a rolled up ball of paper wrapped in brown parcel tape, weighing 28g and measuring in 54mm in diameter).
Players then take it in turns to bowl the ball either under or over arm aiming to get it in the opposing bin. The game consits of 5 Innings of 5 deliveries per inning. In the event that the score is tied, a "bin off" ensues starting with the original bowler on a sudden death basis to decide the victor. Early records indicate a highest ever score of 11 "bin balls" in a single match with 4 straight "bins" in a row. This was set in Summer 2006 in the Monkswell Arena in a competitive league tie by Challenger "Steve".
Extensive research suggests that a primitive form of the game may have been played by the Monks around the well. Games continue there to this day.
"Hey Steve, fancy a game of bin ball" the Ad-cock has left the building."
Cock block refers to an individual (primarly male) who constantly keeps the penis limp. In the process of trying to get a girls head down your pants or any other type of that activity; there is one other cockblock present who keeps you from getting any poon to speak of. A Cockblock would be known to never get anything but a big stick in their face.
See Luke Patola (prime cockblock-ideal example)
Kent- "Carley do you want to go in the bedroom"
Carley- "Yeah sure"
Luke- "I'll follow!"
Kent- "Your a Cock Block Luke"
|5.||Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler|
Some one who not only sucks cock but fondles your balls
Colten is such a cock gobbling ball juggler
a term mistakenly used by a person trying to cover up the work cock blocker when litte kids are near.
kyasia was with her friends running home after meeting guy.
" madeline, your such a cock blocker"
" shut up kyasia , there is a little kid around"
"sorry , i mean ball cocker."
verb, cocked, cock, cock·ing, noun, adjective
–verb (used without object)
1. to SLAM very fucking hard by moving with the legs & cack more rapidly in such a manner that for an instant in each thrust all or both feet are off the ground and the girl is in pain;
2. to SLAM with haste;
3. to FUCK your wench into discomfort;
4. to make a quick trip or informal visit for a short stay at a place to FUCK;
1. I COCKED this bitch last night and max-leveraged her cuz I was so fucked up on adderal that I couldn't nut.
2. The man was COCKING his wench when he heard the phone ring.
3. He COCKED his bitch so hard she couldn't walk for a week.
4. to COCK up to new york; I will COCK you after dinner.