Queerish game played by good friends where one shapes their hand into a cupped-like claw and then whacks their unsuspecting friend in the nads while yelling "BALL-CLAW!!"
While posing for a pic, Alan unsuspectingly preformed a double Ball-Claw on Damien and Eric. Ouch!
Every time Bryan drinks he breaks out with the Ball-Claw.
A sexual occurrence in which the male's yam bag is pinched and pulled upward by a hefty woman's butt cheeks (in a girl-on-top position) until the yam bag can no longer stretch, causing the ball bag to drop, similar to the motion in a claw-grabbing prize arcade machine.
Poindexter: "Did you see Jeff's date last night? He said he boned that fattie!"
Ralph: "Yeah, I bet 'The Claw' was in full effect in his room!"
Dirt McGirt: "At least she didn't bust a 'Watery Ending' after she finished. That would've made him have to burn the sheets."
|3.||Electric Bowling Ball|
The Electric Bowling Ball is a close relative of "The Shocker." Often misinterpreted as "The Claw," it's a maneuver that resembles the shape of your hand when gripping a bowling ball. If the woman is laying on her back, the thumb is inserted into the vagina and the middle and ring finger inserted into the butthole.
The word "Electric" is latin in origin and derives from the shock that occurs when the Electric Bowling Ball is first used. The Electric Bowling Ball should not be used frequently or for more than 20 minutes at a time.
"Josh, my girlfriend is pissing me off today," says Mike. "Yeah, you should give her the Electric Bowling Ball and dump her."
Did you see that girl's face? It was like someone Electric Bowling Balled her without KY!
During a game of beer pong, the ball rests on the top edges of multiple cups, creating an automatic win due to epicness.
That was just a Claw game.
Ball game played by creeps. Founded in 2009 by 4 creeps in Waterford city due to severe boredom and possibly after consumption of Schooner (Details are a bit blurry).
Rules : 2 teams of creeps, curling their hand like a claw and passing a ball (or rolled up page of college notes)
Aim of the game: To keep the ball/college notes away from the other team.
Dara: Hey guys, fancy a game of Claw Ball?
Colm/Grainne/Justin : Fuck off ya tan!
Dara: *locks self in room crying*
Redneck landscaping feature created by half-burying an old claw-foot cast iron bathtub on end in the front yard, and placing a statue of the Virgin Mary inside, creating a shrine that is then augmented by the tasteful addition of various lawn gnomes, painted rocks, gazing balls, and the occasional pink flamingo. In these days of political correctness, the Bathtub Virgin has surpassed the lawn jockey as the ultimate status symbol of the trailer park crowd.
I, cain't go bass fishing this Saturday, I promised the ol' lady I'd install that Bathtub Virgin she's been a-wantin'.
Pinch 'N Roll (PNR): Any self-respecting man will know that it's easily the best way to itch one's ball sack, as many other methods may potentially hurt the balls. This method was formulated to effectively itch only the skin of the sack while posing a minimal threat to the balls.*
It's done by pinching the itchy skin of the ball sack, followed by a relatively firm rolling motion of the skin between the fingers.
*Lance Armstrong's left hand is the only one that employs the PNR method.
#1: God, my damn ball sack fuckin' itches, but I keep smashing my balls when I try to claw at it!
#2: What are you, an idiot? Just give it the old PNR, you stupid cunt.