The Bible in 50 words...
God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Joseph ruled, Jacob fooled,Bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued, people walked, sea divided, tablets guided, Promise landed, Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned, Jesus born, God walked, love talked, anger crucified, hope died, Love rose, Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.
- What other book has all the words from the Bible?
- A dictionary.
When you start heading to the bathroom to take a shit, but realize you are not ready to make a deposit.
Dave was on his way to use the cadillac stall when he shit balked. He went back to his desk to grab the paper.
1. (v) to display your testicles by placing them over your shaft, usually correlated with the element of surprise
-sometimes used as a threat or expression of contempt
-synonym for balkanize
1. I was just chillin on my bed when I looked up and got borked.
-Damn it Pat Wong, if you do that again I'm going to bork you!
A game-ending illegal move by a pitcher in a tie game, last inning, home team at the plate and a runner on 3rd.
The Mets suck
They really suck - their pitcher just balked
Braves win! Braves Win!
It's a Balk-off!
When one is on hold in an automated system, then seemingly a line opens, starts ringing, only to place you back on hold.
I had been on hold for over twenty minutes, the line rang four times, and then they auto-balked me.
The setting: You're pumping drinks into this girl, chatting her up all night. You even tolerate her annoying fat friend. Finally, she agrees to come back to your place.
The balk: You're too much of a vagine (vă-ĝeen) to close the deal: and you're forced to cuddle all night long
Duke spent $30 on Malibu Bay Breeze at the bar so this 7, maybe 8, would come home with him. While lying in bed with her, he accidentally forgot where he placed his testicles and balked his way through 8 hours of warm, cuddly, awkward boner hours.