Balamer 

n. In Baltimoron, this is the "home city" of Baltimore. While this is the usual spelling for the word, a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlamer." (Those of you in the Mid-West might pronounce the first "a" as a short a, and that would be incorrect.) Baltimore is frequently shortened further to "Balmer." Again, this is the accepted spelling, but a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlmer."

"Doen'cha knoe, I'm from Balamer,
'n' crabs is whut I'm eechin' feur!
Doen'cha knoe, Santa dear,
With sum cold crabs 'nd a beer,
It would be jus like a trip back to old Bal-tee-more,
Baaaaal-teeee-mooore!"
-- David DeBoy, 'Crabs For Christmas'

Balamer by Dan Weyandt April 9, 2008

Ballmer Peak

The theory that computer programmers obtain quasi-magical, superhuman coding ability when they have a blood alcohol concentration percentage between 0.129% and 0.138%. The discovery of this effect is attributed to Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft - who probably "discovered" it by simply monitoring his own perpetually inebriated nervous system, and deducing that programming ability "peaks" after a few drinks and then dips dramatically after full-blown drunkenness ensues.

If you can convince your boss that this is all based on legitimate science, and that the effect is real (i.e. your drunkeness = better code = more money for the company), then you will have achieved perfection in this world. There will be no reason to ever come back sober from lunch again.

Also known as "The Ballmer Curve" and "The Ballmer Effect" this state has been observed by people who play darts... and musicians. Although, to be fair, musicians only notice the effect briefly (and totally by accident) as they transition from complete sobriety to absolute drunkeness - without ever even trying to moderate their alcohol intake in order to stay at the peak.

I had three more Long Island Teas after I had already hit the Ballmer Peak, so now none of my fucking code will compile.

Ballmer Peak by cathodeRay February 4, 2008

Steve Ballmer 

A fat sweaty twat...
He is also the CEO of Microsoft.

"Look it's Steve Ballmer, slating yet enough successful Apple product."

Steve Ballmer by Jakey-Mckenzie August 6, 2008

Blimers 

A variation of both "blimey" and "blimes".

An exclamation used whilst annoyed or agitated.

"Blimers! Someone trod on me turnips!"

Blimers by Ash-Oke October 20, 2008

Steve Ballmer 

Current CEO of computer powerhouse Microsoft. Famous on many message boards for his inspirational talk videos, in which he gets really worked up about everything. In one video, He repeats the word "developers" many times until the crowd starts chanting, and often times now people will makes jokes in reference to this video.

When Bill Gates stepped down as CEO of Microsoft, he appointed Steve Ballmer as the new CEO.

Steve Ballmer by Big Al P November 28, 2004

balmer 

slang of the city of Baltimore,MD...

Balmer is a pretty city!

balmer by pah May 13, 2005

ballmer 

unexpected or repeated short (or no) work day

Given the boring work week he pulled a "ballmer".

ballmer by Big Daddy 70819 May 29, 2009