Bali - Indonesia the place where tourists die all the time at the hands of Islam and Muslims!

2002 –Muslims kill 202 people, 88 were Australians.
2003 -The Marriott Hotel in Jakarta bombed, 11 people dead.
2004 –Australian Embassy in Jakarta bombed, 11 people dead.
2005 –Another bomb blast in Bali, 23 people dead.
2006 –Are there any idiot tourists left to bomb?

Is there an Islamic trend here?

Bali is located in Indonesia.

Indonesia is located in the southeastern part of Asia is said to be made up of 206 million people, however it is more factual that its population is around 245 million people. See government corruption.

Islam is the dominant religion in Indonesia although very little Arabic is used. Indonesian is the main language spoken and it is said that close to 90% of Indonesians are Muslim, making Indonesia the Islamic population capital of the world in terms of numbers. Islam can differ from region to region depending on variations and influences. See Islam or Abangan.

Indonesia has 33 provinces with some of them having separatist powers, depending on Islamic sectionalists. This means the country has not been unified and is struggling with a warped version of democracy. Indonesia has many human violations issues regarding East Timor and people of Indonesian Chinese background that were brutally murdered to name but a few. Pribumi people consider themselves as natives of Indonesia and do not like the Indonesian Chinese as they have more wealth and class than them. See Jealousy and Race Hate.

Indonesia is riddled with poverty, corruption on all levels, environmental issues as being located on the edge of the tectonic plates causes much earthquakes and tsunamis. To add Indonesia has over 66 volcanoes which many are active. So if you don’t get killed by Islamic Fundamentalists, you will probably be killed by a natural disaster. The many tsunamis in the Indonesian region have wiped out thousands upon thousands of Indonesians and hundreds of foreigner’s/tourists; however since Indonesia have a population of around 245 million, it is hardly a dent in the population census.

Indonesia also belongs to the OIC, Organization of Islamic Conference which is basically a Plagiarised version of the United Nations. Please see Mecca-Cola and The Prophet Muhammad. It is hoped by being a member of the OIC that Indonesia can use bully-power by ganging up on other countries that do not have high Islamic religious concentrations of population. In a sense the OIC is a representation of all the poor souls of these countries that are going to hell. i.e about 1.4 billion Islamic asses.

Indonesia is a place where food and waterborne diseases are rampant i.e. hepatitis A and E, typhoid, dengue fever, malaria, chikungunya. Bird Flue at the moment in Indonesia is also a risk. In other words if you eat Indonesian food or drink the water your totally fucked! Many tourists get what is termed as Bali Belly within the first few days of getting off the plan i.e. diarrhea, major stomach cramping, vomiting etc

Indonesia has put its hand out to the IMF, International Monetary Fund, for a total aid of 43 billion dollars.

Indonesia is a shunned place where only poorer classed tourists now travel. Wealthier classed tourists avoid Indonesia like the plague as Indonesia is a place where they let terrorists off for bombing tourists. In a sense a lot of Indonesian’s feel happy that western lives have been taken, as much like their hatred of Chinese Indonesians the Indonesian’s do not like anyone who are not Muslim or who are wealthier than them i.e. Corrupt Indonesian government is to blame, but the next best thing always suffices.

Indonesian police target foreigners in the street trying to lure them into buying drugs and then arresting them. If you pay a bribe at the time you may be able to walk away free. However a new trend is emerging where foreigner bags are being tampered with and foreigner’s are being set up for drug trafficking i.e. Schapelle Corby.

Indonesia has no respect for the safety of foreign tourists, and view most western people as stupid. Indonesia believe that if they keep on allowing terrorists to kill foreigners that it not only appeases their people to westerner suffering, but westerners will still come back to Indonesia despite being killed because of monetary exchange rates. Lower classes and poorer classed western people, if any, now travel to Indonesia as wealthier classed westerners put their lives above monetary exchange rates.

Indonesia is a cursed country that God is punishing. In time a tsunami will wash away Indonesia like sin!

Bali the new home for poor tourists!
"Hey dude are you going to Bali?" "No way man, I'm not going there to have my life blown away by some Islamic dickhead!"

"Did you hear Rose?" "No what Beatrice?" "There are still some tourists who are risking traveling to Bali and Indonesia." "Oh my, well I do hope they don't take children, as that would be murder." "Indeed, but I guess now traveling to Indonesia for the poorer classes is now an option." "Well one would only presume that even the poorer classes would wise up to being blown up in order to save a few pennies."

Paul won a free trip to Bali from Century T.V.
Live on television Paul tore the ticket up and told viewers that you can't even give away tickets to Bali or Indonesia as there is something seriously wrong with killing tourists.

Tash smiled at Tim and said, “So where do you want to party now?” “Yo babe we could party in Thailand, best place, and better than being killed in Bali!”

An ad came on Comedy Tonight. “Yes travel to Bali where we will love your westerner money but secretly plot to let terrorists kill you.”

“What a shit place mate! If the terrorists or Muslim fuckers don’t get ya, the fuckin’ natural disasters or tsunamis, earthquakes and volcano eruptions will!” “Give that Balinese shithole a miss!”

“Island of paradise my ass, Island of fuck’n terror more like it!”
by The Moody Poet August 24, 2006
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Top Definition
The greatest holiday destination in the world.
this is a great place, its just like Bali
by Anonymous September 25, 2003
Bali is an tropical island in Indonesia. One of the most beautiful islands among 17,000 other islands within Indonesian archipelago. Warm throughout the year (yesh, you'll definitely get tanned) with lots of white sand and blue water sea beaches like Kuta, Sanur, Nusa Dua, Senggigi, etc. Lots of other attractions to if you're not into the beach, like mount Agung, lots of forests, native villages, Hindu temple and pura (this is like a tower for praying), Tanah Lot (a sacred temple built on top of coral rock right on the shore), Uluwatu ( a beautiful cliff with monkeys), Kintamani, a grave yard where corpse, instead of buried, are left on the surface, and the list keep going on and on. A cheap and economical choice for vacation, esp. with 1 USD = 9,500 Indonesian Rupiah... buoy.. you'll feel instantly being rich going there.. you're gonna carry tenth of millions of cash in your wallet... the people are friendly and willing to help.
Backpackers and those with limited budget should aim for Kuta beach on their top list. There are lots of cheap place there, but it's really crowded. Broad choices of accomodation, from a hut to 5 stars palace.
Those who're more extravagant can choose Nusa Dua or Kuta with plenty of 5 stars hotels, ressorts, and cottages.. ur choice!
Shimering night life.. around tourist centre... lots of bars, pubs, karaoke, anything u can think of , even probably guys' paradise, if u know where to go.
It's really awesome to spend couple weeks there esp. if u know local people (like ME...) and able to speak Indonesian (trust me.. it's very easy compare to English) coz. you'll get lots of bargain. O yeah... did I mention about lots of handicraft, statue, all exquisite pieces you can think of... sure you'll get something for everyone on ur list (bring a large luggage, would ya,LOL)
As people in Indonesia say.. Bali, the Island of Gods...
by Argent June 08, 2005
a place where bintang exists... a really cool beer
by dave October 20, 2003
An amazingly gorgeous girl. She's is hilarious and always knows how to make people smile. She may feel shy, but she really gives off a confident vibe. She's a fantastic friend, you're very lucky if you have a Bali in your life. Be sure to keep her around <3
P1: Omg, my best friend, Bali, and I went on an amazing adventure yesterday!

P2: Really?? Man, I wish I was friends with a Bali. They're just so rare.

P1: Yeah, I'm really lucky to have her!
by Em<3 November 04, 2010
Slang word for father....used widely in Africa...
Damn dude!! was that your BALI!!
by sway_vman November 07, 2009
An island in Indonesia, popular tourist attraction for Australians and Asians. Was attacked by terrorists on October 12, 2002, killing nearly 200 people. Main religion of the island is Hindu, and the locals are very friendly and speak many languages, usually Indonesian, Balinese, English and Japanese.

Bali is a poor island, with many locals making their money from farming or market stalls. The market stalls are on of the main attractions, mainly becuase you can buy good quality DVDs and video games for 10000 rupiah, or roughly $1.60 AUD. Also renowned for fake anything, from t-shirts, to fake Oakley's.
I went to Bali last year and got me some cheap DVDs that havnt been released in the movies in Australia yet!
by Nezbit. November 29, 2004
One of the previous definitions went too deep and turn out completely wrong in the end. Bali is a Street term for marijuana.
Let me hit that bali bruh bruh.
by Budd Master April 26, 2011

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