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Baldwin Wallace University

Formerly known as Baldwin-Wallace College. BW is a small liberal arts college in Berea, Ohio, which is home to beautiful parks and lakes. Unfortunately, aside from the parks, Berea offers very little except a club called "Wing Warehouse" where students punish their livers with copious amounts of alcohol.

The curriculum at BW focuses heavily on liberal arts and offers many unique classes. One such class is the innovative (and required) course called "Enduring Questions for an Intercultural World" which is widely regarded as a "big fucking waste of time." A BW student is also required to take multiple health and physical education classes because fuck you that's why.

Additionally, BW is home to a world-class conservatory of music, which houses one of the leading Musical Theater programs in the country. And those Musical Theater kids won't ever let you fucking forget it. Despite a shiny new conservatory building, the Musical Theater students still prefer to rehearse their songs in any space that is not a practice room. Campus cafes, dining halls, dorm lobbies, you name it! - there are sure to be Musical Theater students screaming their rendition of "Seasons of Love."

BW is also home to many other notable programs, and has been making headlines around the country for the business, education, and neuroscience programs, and (most recently) for being home to an ecstasy-producing drug lab.

Coe Lake sure is pretty, though.
"Hey, I heard there was a huge drug bust at Baldwin Wallace University!"

"To be fair, drugs are really the only way to cope with those Musical Theater students."
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Baldwin-Wallace College 

It's where you don't want to go to college. Every weekend a large percentage of the student population goes home because they either don't know how to party or are too damn prude to even touch alcohol or drugs. The people that do like to party are usually stuck with lame house parties or end up partying at some other college. There are a number of different fraternities and sororities on campus, Phi Kappa Tau being the only one that really matters. The current (but about to retire) President of Baldwin-Wallace, holds parties at his house every Thursday, with his friends and family in attendance. The President and some other individuals have screwed Baldwin-Wallace financially, most likely because he was taking money from the college to fund his traditional Thursday activities.
"This place is one big high school..."

Baldwin-Wallace College

Baldwin-Wallace College 

Baldwin-Wallace College equals big waste. This urban myth is true. Upon visiting BWC, most students will like the atmosphere and think nothing of the brick buildings and dreay skies. After enrolling in BWC students will soon come to realize the large mistake they have made but by that time it is too late. For at least a semester you must survive the frigid weather, the 65% homosexuality rate, and the 16 week lecture class over 20 chapters in a $200 book with only 2 tests in the entire class. All in all BWC=big waste.
an example of big waste is like having a gun without a war, a picnic table without a picnic, and like putting in hair-gel without going anywhere

Baldwin-Wallace College 

A private liberal arts college that is mos well-known for their music program and conservatory. It is located in Berea, Ohio with a suburban-like atmosphere around the campus. The buildings around campus are beautifully structured and the campus is well-maintained. There are over 100 clubs and organizations students are able to get involved in, many residence halls and even a special building for commuters to stay at between classes. Evening and weekend classes are offered for older students and adults. The orientation for freshman during the summer is probably one of the best events of the college experience since everyone is so nice. Partying is not as well known at this campus, but of course, people still drink and do all that. Everybody is NOT all prudes, they just care about school and the future. People with a voice, acting ability or musical talent are at a good place at BW. Overall, a great private college where everybody gets attention.
Baldwin-Wallace College is definitely a good choice for me since I am going to be majoring in music education!

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026