(1) An ineffectual person. (2) A person who cannot deliver on promises. (3) A person suffering dysthymia and resultant inertia. After M. Baldi, putative literary agent.
The baldi had said that she would get to the manuscript within two weeks, but hadn't done so after three months, failing in the meantime to respond to numerous letters and phone calls.
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