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8.
A new word that is starting to circle the Bay area as a substitute for "tight".
"I fucked a model last night,"

"Really? That's fuckin bald."
by David from the bay July 22, 2008
 
9.
Britney spears
she's loosin all her hair
God help Britney she is turning bald !
by ginnx October 04, 2007
 
10.
Persons particulary men who have bald heads but may or not be smart and may or may not be dangerous to the general public.
hey look its a bald man. I believe he is full of tircks he might be smart or he could have a gun he could have a shiny head
by redwhale1387 March 30, 2011
 
11.
To be thrashed in a state of goonerisation. Or, to be unbelievably cool but unbelievably stupid at the same time
"That guy is so bald because he shit himself, because he was so thrashed off goon"
by Travis Dere March 04, 2008
 
12.
A new word that is starting to circle the Bay area as a substitute for "tight".
"I fucked a model last night,"

"Really? That's fuckin bald."
by Chris from da bay July 22, 2008
 
13.
Can have a variety of meanings, but it mainly means to be without something, or lacking something. Here are some words that bald can easily replace: ugly, poor, stupid, broke, etc.
Yeah, I can't go out tonight, I don't have money, I'm bald.

Tina: Yeah, that boy from my Physics class asked me for my number...
Me: Did you give it to him?
Tina: Yeah!
Me: Why? He's so bald! And so are you for giving it to him!
by PrettyLips March 17, 2008
 
14.
Strangely stupid, not intelligent in a weird way.
Nathan ate an expired yogurt. He is bald.
Look at those bald soldiers going to war!
by sweetnsour39 June 22, 2006