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A new word that is starting to circle the Bay area as a substitute for "tight".
"I fucked a model last night,"

"Really? That's fuckin bald."
by David from the bay July 22, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Short for battle, including WoW.
Wanna bald?
by jubjub449 July 07, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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A poor guy who's losing his hair. Bald men are known to be the last chosen when it comes to being desirable. Especially if they are losing their hair naturally. Women tend to look down on them like they have something wrong with them. Bald isn't sexy.
What a pity, he's bald.
by Scbk November 13, 2007
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An unfortunate condition which makes men go bald. Ugly ass receding hairline that is so embarrassing and ugly to look at. Usually they will wear a hat. If you go bald young its even more embarrassing and gross.
ew, look at michael , he's bald.
Ew, look at michael , he's bald.
by Error394 February 15, 2008
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Donkey Punch Plush

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Persons particulary men who have bald heads but may or not be smart and may or may not be dangerous to the general public.
hey look its a bald man. I believe he is full of tircks he might be smart or he could have a gun he could have a shiny head
by redwhale1387 March 30, 2011
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Strangely stupid, not intelligent in a weird way.
Nathan ate an expired yogurt. He is bald.
Look at those bald soldiers going to war!
by sweetnsour39 June 22, 2006
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Donkey Punch Plush

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exactly what Steven Li is becoming...knowing he is losing hair on his head
some guy down the hall yells: "Steven's Bald!!!!!!"
by ICevil January 10, 2005
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