Top Definition
When your face is so good looking it is taking over the rest of your head.
You're bald.

I know. My face is so good looking it's taking over the rest of my head.
by allholy1 December 11, 2007
to have no hair where it is suppose to be
Britney Spears;

to be bald is now known as "To pull a Britney."
by Ashalee March 20, 2007
perhaps the most common way to describe a man who is either losing his hair or has none at all.
A bald man is beautiful when his heart is too.
by Anna Isabella November 02, 2006
without hair or other covering material, smooth to the penile touch.
the only reason that chap william had nella was so he had a new bald head to rub
by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003
Persons particulary men who have bald heads but may or not be smart and may or may not be dangerous to the general public.
hey look its a bald man. I believe he is full of tircks he might be smart or he could have a gun he could have a shiny head
by redwhale1387 March 30, 2011
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