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13.
Can have a variety of meanings, but it mainly means to be without something, or lacking something. Here are some words that bald can easily replace: ugly, poor, stupid, broke, etc.
Yeah, I can't go out tonight, I don't have money, I'm bald.

Tina: Yeah, that boy from my Physics class asked me for my number...
Me: Did you give it to him?
Tina: Yeah!
Me: Why? He's so bald! And so are you for giving it to him!
by PrettyLips March 17, 2008
 
1.
When your face is so good looking it is taking over the rest of your head.
You're bald.

I know. My face is so good looking it's taking over the rest of my head.
by allholy1 December 11, 2007
 
2.
Clean shaven genitals.
Her pussy is bald and smooth.
by Ashley January 06, 2004
 
3.
to have no hair where it is suppose to be
Britney Spears;

to be bald is now known as "To pull a Britney."
by Ashalee March 20, 2007
 
4.
perhaps the most common way to describe a man who is either losing his hair or has none at all.
A bald man is beautiful when his heart is too.
by Anna Isabella November 02, 2006
 
5.
Taller than your hair.
Vin Deisil is bald.
by Neil Deprume and Deameon Havok February 10, 2006
 
6.
without hair or other covering material, smooth to the penile touch.
the only reason that chap william had nella was so he had a new bald head to rub
by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003
 
7.
Short for battle, including WoW.
Wanna bald?
by jubjub449 July 07, 2010