a rude guy who has his scalp with very little or no hair.
Shut up, you bald fuck!
by mope4ok March 26, 2009
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Two people with shaved parts having sex.
Dude, I shaved my balls so I could have a bald fuck with my gf.
by xfreakx October 21, 2007
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Noun; a person who gives too much self importance to a specific geographic location.

Some traits include over posting on social media, trying to draw sympathy from others, and just being a general nuisance to the public.
Man he posted on the town group chat 15 times what a faggy bald fuck.
by Kpete21 November 2, 2021
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One who is bald and tends to tweak out a lot.
Person 1: My life is terrible
Person 2: shut the fuck up you bald head thunder fuck
by ForTehKenny August 6, 2012
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