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1.
a rude guy who has his scalp with very little or no hair.
Shut up, you bald fuck!
by mope4ok March 26, 2009
 
2.
Two people with shaved parts having sex.
Dude, I shaved my balls so I could have a bald fuck with my gf.
by xfreakx October 21, 2007