Getting a male or female to shave their head then give you a blow job
K Fed got Brittney to shave her head so he could get a bald eagle.
- Demmi Moore in G.I. Jane
- Sinead O'Connor on SNL
to go really fast like with nitro.
dood you really bald eagled that turn, i can smell your tires burning!
When you shave your hair and shove your face and head in a pussy.
bald eagle that bitch!
Similar to a flying squirrel, a Bald Eagle occurs as you stretch your ballsack out by the edges while you get your salad tossed while simultaneously receiving a hand job from a girl kneeling in front of you.
Matt: I need to go out to the airport to catch a bald eagle.
Canon: Hope he's good looking...
Matt: (Punches Canon)
a person who has no pubes
Matt dalton is a right bald eagle, he sucks himself off
A daring sex act, where the man takes a woman from behind, as she leans over a railing or windowsill. The man must shave her head ahead of time, so he can then cum on her bald head and shove her out of the window while yelling "PLAY FREEBIRD!!!"
hey bob, was that your wife i saw on the front lawn this morning?
yeah, had a good bald eagle session this morning heheh.
when a chic don't got any pube hairs cuz she waxed it all off or shaved it
Girl 1 :: ((_walks up to friends_)) HEYY !! LOOK AT MY BALD EAGLE !! ((_pulls down pants to show off_))
Girl 2 :: that had to have hurt down there ..