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1.
Someone who desires to remove their pubic hair either for self gratification or simply insanity.
Damn, That Garrett is a bald eagle!
by captain chump June 27, 2004
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2.
Not only our Nation's bird, but also the nickname for a woman's well-groomed undercarriage. God Bless them all.
Was that chick you went down on hairy?

"No man, she had a bald eagle!"

Right on!
by Uncle ZShar January 24, 2011
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3.
The act of shaving your pubes then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your penis in her mouth.
Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!

Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.
by Tocen November 07, 2009
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4.
Noun

1. A man fifteen-plus years older than the woman he is hitting on, dating, or married to.

2. Man who likes a woman not born in the same decade as him.

3. Classy term for older men who like younger women.
Harry was a regular bald eagle. In a pack college coeds he'd dive in and carry off the prettiest, youngest girl.

With his bad back? How does he lift em?

Shut up James.
by Malloy Ahoy July 09, 2013
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5.
A term derived from the Goodyear Eagle brand of that refers to bald and unsafe tires on a vehicle that can potentially cause hydroplaning, terminal understeer and blowouts.
Tax refund time, better get those bald eagles replaced on my car.

Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.
by Pierre II September 04, 2013
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6.
A young, prepubescent girl, who is unable to grow pubic hair.
Dude, you really fucked Ashleigh?! Shes a bald eagle!
by Mr Rotten Treats March 08, 2009
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7.
shaved penis. The art of shaving the top area of the pubic hair but leaving the edges of pubic hair leading to the inner thigh to resemble wings and your penis being the torso of the eagle.
I got a wicked itch after i turned my dick into a bald eagle.
by TheBaldOne69 June 15, 2010
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