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Someone who desires to remove their pubic hair either for self gratification or simply insanity.
Damn, That Garrett is a bald eagle!
by captain chump June 27, 2004
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Not only our Nation's bird, but also the nickname for a woman's well-groomed undercarriage. God Bless them all.
Was that chick you went down on hairy?

"No man, she had a bald eagle!"

Right on!
by Uncle ZShar January 24, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The act of shaving your pubes then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your penis in her mouth.
Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!

Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.
by Tocen November 07, 2009
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Phrase used when a person has shaved all the hair in their genitals. Mostly referred to women as they are seen as less hairy.
Person 1: Hey, I hooked up with him last night, I had to go bald eagle.
Person 2: Nice!
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A young, prepubescent girl, who is unable to grow pubic hair.
Dude, you really fucked Ashleigh?! Shes a bald eagle!
by Mr Rotten Treats March 08, 2009
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Noun

1. A man fifteen-plus years older than the woman he is hitting on, dating, or married to.

2. Man who likes a woman not born in the same decade as him.

3. Classy term for older men who like younger women.
Harry was a regular bald eagle. In a pack college coeds he'd dive in and carry off the prettiest, youngest girl.

With his bad back? How does he lift em?

Shut up James.
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Getting a male or female to shave their head then give you a blow job
K Fed got Brittney to shave her head so he could get a bald eagle.

- Demmi Moore in G.I. Jane
- Sinead O'Connor on SNL
by Blow Holes January 13, 2009
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