Riot Balance Team 

A group of brain dead retards who is doing the exact opposite of their only job in life. They only work after overdosing large amounts of weed, and weed is the source of their "New Champions". The only thing they've accomplished so far is ruining the game called League Of Legends.

It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"

"Yasuo Buff" - Riot Balance Team

Riot Balance Team by S3OXD September 26, 2018

Balack Obama 

In some Asian-speaking lands (using this mispronounced version of "Black Obama"), it was believed that this is how Americans addressed Barack Obama.

In part, the confusion stemmed from the similarity of the "L" and "R" sounds within their spoken languages and the fact that the skin-color-obsessed USA focused so much attention on their first "black" president.

"So his name is not Balack Obama (aka Black Obama). It's Barack Obama!"

"Ah! So what's the diffelence?"

Balack Obama by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023

Booty Balance 

The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.

Booty Balance by Summerbees December 16, 2011

Balamer 

n. In Baltimoron, this is the "home city" of Baltimore. While this is the usual spelling for the word, a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlamer." (Those of you in the Mid-West might pronounce the first "a" as a short a, and that would be incorrect.) Baltimore is frequently shortened further to "Balmer." Again, this is the accepted spelling, but a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlmer."

"Doen'cha knoe, I'm from Balamer,
'n' crabs is whut I'm eechin' feur!
Doen'cha knoe, Santa dear,
With sum cold crabs 'nd a beer,
It would be jus like a trip back to old Bal-tee-more,
Baaaaal-teeee-mooore!"
-- David DeBoy, 'Crabs For Christmas'

Balamer by Dan Weyandt April 9, 2008

Random crits are fair and balanced 

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.

person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up

Random crits are fair and balanced by st. ego February 4, 2021

Balachandran 

Very common brown name.. Given to people that are smart.. They are good at Math and Science.. They do lots of Science.. They can play sports too.... Very Similar To an Inderpal

Gosh he's so awesome, he's a Balachandran

Balachandran by CIAD December 15, 2009

this life no balance at all 

Simply means Life ain't fair, That condition wasn't expected.

Tunde: Mings, my girlfriend asked for a break up

Mings: Serious, My guy this life no balance at all.

this life no balance at all by SweetMings July 6, 2020