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1. History Channel
A clever euphemism for masturbating, typically used to conceal the topic around female friends. Inspired by people who receive massive erections from listening to the gettysburg address or listening to how ancient greeks sat around and thought about things.
"Dude, today at the library, i watched the history channel several times"

"Man, that's fuckin sick"
2. Go Pie!
Originated on piemaven.com. "Go Pie!" is an exclamation used in reference to eating pie, baking pie, or just generally praising the joy of pie.
"For dessert tonight, let's go pie."
"In honor of National Pie Day, Olivia Munn jumped into a huge chocolate cream pie. Way to Go Pie!"
3. The Sundae Club
A game show that was popular around the late 70's. Its hosts, Sero, Venna, and Brooke were always dressed in very formal clothes although the game proved to be quite messy at times.
The object of the show was to complete tasks before the other team did. One of the tasks, usually the last one, was to build a sundae using the following ingredients;
vanilla ice cream
strawberry ice cream
chocolate ice cream
sprinkles
a banana
raspberries
and additional fruit if requested.

The hosts acted as judges and for this particular task, they did not only look at how fast it was done, but how beautiful it was, and if they included all of the necessary ingredients.
The tasks often changed, from racing to baking a pie. But the sundae building, the most important task, was never moved, hance the name. The winning teams' prizes were usually money and ice cream.
Unfortunately, the show was cancelled when the cost of all the ice cream went up.

So remember kids, eat ice cream, have fun, and don't be suicidal.
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4. HAHA
When two men giving a woman on her hands and knees oral and vaginal penetration simultaneously exchange high fives.

Mike and I were giving young Jasmine a thorough seeing-too. Just prior to me feeding her some throat yogurt and him baking a cream pie we HAHA'd across her back. Oh happy times!
5. Cherpumple
The epitome of epic baking. An apple pie baked inside a spice cake, a pumpkin pie baked inside a yellow cake, and a cherry pie baked inside a white cake, all stacked on top of each other and covered in cream cheese icing.
Dude! Cherpumple is like the dessert version of turducken!
6. Fakery
When you look in a bakery case filled with spectacular looking desserts no one could resist , only to find when you taste them there is no flavor. Usually found in diners with baking on the premises.
I blew 1,000 calories on a cream filled pie from the Fakery case in that all night diner in town !
7. Frodough
The delicious and nutritious dough, made famous by the hero of Middle Earth, used for baking in hobbit cooking. The main recipe is composed of all the delicious ingredients the Shire has to offer: water, dirt, grass, wood chips, pumpkins, and, last but not least, more dirt. Also available in Frodough ice-cream.
Mother: Hey, sweetie? im heading out to the store. Do you need anything from there?

Son: Yeah! Can you get us some more FODOUGH?!

Mother: Sure thing hun. What kind do you want? Aragorn Candycorn frodough? balrog-nut-crunch? strawberry gollum surprise? or Helm's Deep-chocolate?

Son: Balrog-nut-crunch?

Mother: Sure thing sweetie-pie.
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