Bakersfield Picnic 

The act of eating your lunch while taking a crap.

Guy 1: "you coming to lunch with us at Chilies?"
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."

Bakersfield Picnic by P. Gunn October 2, 2013

Bakersfield Special 

During anal sex when the receiving person is not clean and shits on the penetrating person’s penis.

When the penetrating person’s penis is caked or covered in shit after fucking a dirty hole.

Manuel: “How did your Grindr hookup go?”
Louis: “It started well but after 10 minutes or so, he gave me a Bakersfield Special. We needed to stop because there was shit everywhere.”
Manuel: “gross”

Louis “Did you douche before your hookup?”
Manuel: “Of course I did. I don’t want to give anyone a Bakersfield Special.”

Bakersfield Special by TheBlackPearl March 27, 2022

bakersfield chalupa 

similar to a cleveland steamer, except the person pooping has to have a lot of corn in their stool.

nick "the dirty dick" gave jen a bakersfield chalupa on her face. as she gasped for air, all jen could say was, "mmm...i love hot corn".

bakersfield chalupa by t-bags mcgillan November 26, 2006

Bakersfouled 

The hazy, self-centered mindframe of a Bakersfield resident. Culturally predisposed to become boyfouled or girlfouled. Known for acquiring massive head injuries and ruining other counties' sand dunes with ATVs. Advanced cases involve bro trucks with bumper nuts and NOTW stickers, meth, an obnoxious girlfriend with breast implants obtained from one of numerous local plastic surgery clinics, and hanging out until 1 AM in the Walgreens parking lot with all of the above. Other cities in California hope Bakersfield will just go away if they ignore it long enough but unfortunately its influence only grows.

Man, I totally felt Bakersfouled the other day. Like my brain had changed since I moved down here. I felt like a total tard.

Bakersfouled by erin go bwah January 26, 2011

blakersfield 

Blake Shelton's hometown. Once he moved away to Nashville to start his successful and iconic Country music career. He became severely depressed and homesick. Thanks to Blakersfield, all those country people have Blake Shelton, so be thankful. Blakersfield was first founded on February 16, 2017 when Shelton performed at the Rabobank Arena. This is the momentous day in Blakersfield history, it has become an annual celebration to worship Blakersfield's ONE and ONLY God, Blake Shelton. His most famous quotes, "Blakersfield has my heart and my soul", and "God Bless Blakersfield, California" are a true representation of his love and adoration for his homeland. These famous quotes have impacted the lives of the citizens of Blakersfield, and is the only thing that allows them to keep going.

"Howdy partner! Wanna go to Vegas this weekend?"
"Nah man, let's go to Blakersfield instead."

blakersfield by Blake Shelton is my daddy May 21, 2018

Bakersfield chimp 

verb. Popularized by The Phil Hendrie Show. The act of ripping someone a new one (or removing an old one) as in the incident where two chimps got loose from their cage at a Bakersfield CA chimp sanctuary and severely attacked a man in front of his wife while visiting an their old pet chimp on his birthday.

If this line doesn't get moving faster, I'm going to go Bakersfield chimp on that grocery clerk.

Bakersfield chimp by smackie August 30, 2005

Bakersfield Gangs (Updated) 

Current active gangs in Bakersfield, California.

Crips:

· East Side Crips (ESC)

· Spoonie G Crips

· Stroller Boy Crips

· Mid City Crips

· Lakeview Gangsta Crips

· Project Crips

· Clifton Mob Crips

· West Side Crips

· West Side Family Crips

· West Side Gangsta Crips

· 6th Street Crips

· Country Boy Crips (SSC/CBC)

· Watts & Lotus Blocc Crips

· Melwood Blocc Crips

· Bradshaw Hustler Gang

· Mad Blocc Crips

· Reece & Cheetam Blocc (RC Blocc)

· Cottonwood Crips

Bloods/Pirus:

· East Side Bloods

· Nine Trae Bloods (DBG93) (Inactive)

· Bounty Hunta Bloods (Inactive)

· West Side Bloods

· West Side Warlords Piru (Inactive)

Surenos:

· East Side Sureno Sets

· East Side Bakers 13

· Loma Bakers 13

· Lomita 13

· Los Pobres 13 (Inactive)

· Colonia Bakers 13

· Varrio Bakers 13

· Bakers Sur Trece Gang 13

· West Side Sureno Sets

· West Side Bakers 13

· South Side Sureno Sers

· South Side Bakers 13

· Lil Locos (SSBKS) 13

· Southgate Locos (SSBKS) 13

· Greenfield Bakers 13

· North Side/Uptown Sureno Sets

· Uptown Bakers 13

White Supremacists:

· Oildale Peckerwoods

· Nazi Lowriders

Independent Gangs (No allignment to prison gangs):

· Trilla Gang

· TK-1

· MCK

Prison Gangs:

· Mexican Mafia (La Eme)

· Black Gorilla Family

· Aryan Brotherhood

· Dead Man Inc.

Yo man this dude just posted Bakersfield Gangs (Updated)

Bakersfield Gangs (Updated) by 661goonx October 16, 2019