To have an object that is thrown to poke one of your eyes.
Watch where you are throwing that pencil! You almost Bakered me!
by Sir Sven II January 12, 2009
When someone says they are on their way to hang out in a short amount of time. Then never shows up and doesn't answer their phone. If this happens you have been bakered.
Ray: I called Nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. Steve: Alright cool. *50 minutes pass* *Steve calls Nick, no answer* Steve: We officially just got bakered.
by beenbakeredmultipletimes January 02, 2010