verb. when a person either adds, comments on a status or picture of someone they have no idea who they are on Facebook. This is often a synonym for the word "creeper".

noun. A picture of someone, normally fat, who takes a picture of them self with their webcam trying to look huge when they clearly aren't in real life.
v. Hey Christian just bakered your sister.
n. Wow, you're picture is such a baker.
by anti-baker July 17, 2010
another word for stoner sept waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better
man that kids baked alllll the time hes a huge baker
by the great jmc April 16, 2006
if you are a baker, you LOVE to smoke weed. you are pretty much high or confused 24/7, but somehow manage to keep on living.
wow that kid is such a baker.
by junksauce February 14, 2008
Someone that always smokes weed. A stoner gets stoned just like a baker gets baked.
That kid always smokes weed, what a baker!
by J-MAN3245 May 11, 2010
1. Its when someone goes all bi polar on you, loving you one day then freaking out on you the next. Mind games, casual sex and drama all included for free.

2. When you hook a girl, make out with her in her hotel parking lot but you can't sink her so you do away with her.
1. I dumped him cause he was a total Baker waiting to happen!

2. Totally pulled a Baker on her last week!
by cheemjoeknee December 03, 2011
One who eats nothing except Hamburgers, French Fries, and Dorittos.
That guy is going to die from malnutrition because he is a total Baker.
by floyd barber April 23, 2011
The ultimate champion of sniffing bike seats. Could also be described as the action of sniffing a seat. Originating in the mid 1980's the Baker is the pinnacle of sniff techniques.
I'm gonna Baker the shit out of that bike seat!
by Burgerboyz May 28, 2014
To develop a close or intense relationship after six months and then rip apart said relationship.
I see that you are emotionally attached to me, now is the time that I will Baker your ass and tell you that you mean nothing to me. I leave in a few hours.
by Alex [M] October 05, 2011

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