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another word for stoner sept waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better
man that kids baked alllll the time hes a huge baker
by the great jmc April 16, 2006
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if you are a baker, you LOVE to smoke weed. you are pretty much high or confused 24/7, but somehow manage to keep on living.
wow that kid is such a baker.
by junksauce February 14, 2008
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Someone that always smokes weed. A stoner gets stoned just like a baker gets baked.
That kid always smokes weed, what a baker!
by J-MAN3245 May 11, 2010
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One who eats nothing except Hamburgers, French Fries, and Dorittos.
That guy is going to die from malnutrition because he is a total Baker.
by floyd barber April 23, 2011
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A person who frequently partakes in chicken lickin.
by Big Colonol April 16, 2009
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1. Its when someone goes all bi polar on you, loving you one day then freaking out on you the next. Mind games, casual sex and drama all included for free.

2. When you hook a girl, make out with her in her hotel parking lot but you can't sink her so you do away with her.
1. I dumped him cause he was a total Baker waiting to happen!

2. Totally pulled a Baker on her last week!
by cheemjoeknee December 03, 2011
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a hella tight mountain in washington state

many who go there smoke weed
by rockinitfolyf October 19, 2008
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