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A couch potato who is also extremely stoned. (see also baked)
Dude, let's go get something to eat!You've been just staring at the TV all night with that bong in your hand, you baked potato!
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
The gayest gay act
"That guy likes the baked potato"
by Jordan May 11, 2004
Placing your non-erect cock in between someones butt cheeks.
I sneaked up on Suzannah while she was bending over tying her shoe, and placed my penis down her exposed butt crack and shouted "Baked Potato!"
by Yum--cake balls January 01, 2011
1) The simplest and greatest way of preparing that mighty tuber, the potato. Set the oven to three hundred and fifty degrees and rock on for about fourty five minutes then rock on some more.

2) One of the manliest foods on the planet.
The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life.

Steve (on instant messenger): i just ate a baked patotoe ya, it kicked ass, why not define that on urban dictionary, bitch...
by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005
(Noun) The act of being a couch potato while also being high on marijuana.
I was so lazy yesterday when I got high I was just a baked potato for the rest of the day.
by Atomik Menace May 29, 2011
a stoned down syndrome person
"check out that baked potato, he's stoned as a mutha fucker!"
by leviticus, Jordan converse October 28, 2013
When someone bends over in front of you and purposefully flatulates. They occasionally use an excuse such as finding a penny on the ground.
Man, Steve totally gave me a baked potato on the way home from work.
by Mufftacular January 16, 2009
When you sit with your laptop on your lap for a while and it heats up your testicles. You then take the heated testicles and tea bag another person, giving them a baked potato.
aaaaaawwwwwww yeeeeaaahhh girl, Ima give you a baked potato!
by Naughty Baratone August 09, 2010