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When a friend is a total faggort and ditches everyone he knows to chase after some skanky pussy, he has "baked goodz"

This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act of spite.
"Hey, has anyone seen Steve?"

"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."
by Joe from Mint February 08, 2008

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When a friend is a total faggort and ditches everyone he knows to chase after some skanky pussy, he has "baked goodz"

This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act spite.
"Hey, has anyone seen Steve?"

"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."
by Joe from Mint February 07, 2008

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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

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