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bak3r (pronounced bake - er) is a sexually transmitted disease caused by the herpes simplex viruses type 1 or type 2.

When signs of bak3r occur, they typically appear as one or more blisters on or around the genitals or rectum.

It is rumored that the first outbreak of bak3r was located somewhere in the Tampa Bay area of Florida.
Kevin: "You wanna go to the strip club with us?"
Jeff: "Nah man that place is full of bak3rs"

*Remember, condoms help keep nasty STDs like chlamydia, syphilis, AIDS, bak3r and gonorrhea where they belong. Always use protection*
by Stan Kodish May 08, 2008

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bak3r (pronounced bake - er) is a sexually transmitted disease caused by the herpes simplex viruses type 1 or type 2.

When signs of bak3r occur, they typically appear as one or more blisters on or around the genitals or rectum.

It is rumored that the first outbreak of bak3r was located somewhere in the Tampa Bay area of Florida.
Kevin: "You wanna go to the strip club with us?"
Jeff: "Nah man that place is full of bak3rs"

*Remember, condoms help keep nasty STDs like chlamydia, syphilis, AIDS, bak3r and gonorrhea where they belong. Always use protection*
by Mi Jackson May 09, 2008

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A Herpes outbreak.
A string of hazardous contagious lesions on ones epidermis in the pubic region.
Liz: "Danny, have you taken your Valtrex this evening? I don't want you to contaminate me with Bak3r."

Kevinwantscupcakes: "Hey Dinky, come over here and compare your Bak3r with mine."
by Tanny Bell May 09, 2008

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