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Any number that is greater than 1.

When 2 enemies are attacking you during a game of Halo 3, it is appropriate to say the following:

Person A: WHAT THE FUCK. A BAJILLION people just POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE and KILLED ME. Fucking N00BS.

Person B: ... There were like 2 people over there dude.

Person A: SHUT UP! Any number greater than one is a BAJILLION.

Person A: WHAT THE FUCK. A BAJILLION people just POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE and KILLED ME. Fucking N00BS.

Person B: ... There were like 2 people over there dude.

Person A: SHUT UP! Any number greater than one is a BAJILLION.

by Khainsaw
August 31, 2010

Top Definition

A number far greater than the normal amount; a concept, like infinity, rather than a number

I know a bajillion ways to make you suffer!

by Mouse
February 18, 2003

2

A very, very, large number.

You've said that like a bajillion times already!

by R. Pearce
May 08, 2006

5

Ten to the power of lots. i.e. 10^(lots)

Jake: I did the math, there's a bajillion ways to make a Mojito.

Alexandra: No way, you integrated it, and everything?

Jake: For real. Ten to the power of lots is what my calculator said.

Alexandra: No way, you integrated it, and everything?

Jake: For real. Ten to the power of lots is what my calculator said.

by EroticusC
July 19, 2010

6

A numerical term for a "shit ton"; a large unspecified number.

That asshole has a bajillion ex girlfriends.

by Kalvyne
June 14, 2011

7

One thousand jillion, which is a fictional numerical term used to describe an unusually large number or amount. In other words it is equivalent to a nonexistent number.

There are a bajillion ways to do that.

by Think with your dipstick Jimmy
October 02, 2009