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A number far greater than the normal amount; a concept, like infinity, rather than a number
I know a bajillion ways to make you suffer!
by Mouse February 18, 2003
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A very, very, large number.
You've said that like a bajillion times already!
by R. Pearce May 08, 2006
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1000 jillion
Timmy has 4 bajillion dumb stories
by me August 26, 2003
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Any number that is greater than 1.
When 2 enemies are attacking you during a game of Halo 3, it is appropriate to say the following:

Person A: WHAT THE FUCK. A BAJILLION people just POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE and KILLED ME. Fucking N00BS.

Person B: ... There were like 2 people over there dude.

Person A: SHUT UP! Any number greater than one is a BAJILLION.
by Khainsaw August 31, 2010
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Ten to the power of lots. i.e. 10^(lots)
Jake: I did the math, there's a bajillion ways to make a Mojito.
Alexandra: No way, you integrated it, and everything?
Jake: For real. Ten to the power of lots is what my calculator said.
by EroticusC July 19, 2010
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A numerical term for a "shit ton"; a large unspecified number.
That asshole has a bajillion ex girlfriends.
by Kalvyne June 14, 2011
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One thousand jillion, which is a fictional numerical term used to describe an unusually large number or amount. In other words it is equivalent to a nonexistent number.
There are a bajillion ways to do that.
by Think with your dipstick Jimmy October 02, 2009
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