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Your friend's children who are so well behaved and perfect, it lulls you into thinking parenthood is easy and into having one of your own-- which will inevitably be very, very misbehaved.
Don't let Larry and Rory's new bait-and-switch baby fool you, you're not ready to have kids!
by photojenna July 10, 2008

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