Double Barreling

The unfortunate event, usually due to food poisoning, of vomiting and having explosive diarrhea at the same time.

Several hours after our date at the Chinese restaurant, my wife and I got food poisoning and were double barreling all night long.

Double Barreling by JohnnyK30 December 22, 2015

high baseline 

Refers to an individual constantly indulged in effortless, trouble-free dopamine hits such that their will power in doing less reward-intensive tasks towards long-term success and fulfillment declines, resulting in an overall decrease in productivity, attentiveness, and satisfaction.

Man, all Luke does is eat junk food, watch Netflix, and play video games. He is so high baseline!

high baseline by moud February 20, 2023

baseline piss 

Peeing in a urinal or a toilet from the side instead of from the front. Analogous to a basketball player shooting a jump shot from the baseline rather than from the top of the key.

Jamanthony: One sec Reece, I'm bout to take a baseline piss.
Shareece: Who the fuck you think you are b? Shane Battier?
Jamanthony: He got two rings. How many you got Reece?
Shareece: Damn cuz you got me, ok go ahead...

baseline piss by xjamanthonyx September 22, 2013

baselining 

To drive crazy or to drive on the illegal sides of streets.

Baselining jugging 'round the city.

baselining by dezzi101 May 20, 2018

bikeling 

The act of riding your bike with the sole purpose of the enjoyment of the ride, rather than the destination or the physical exercise.

"Did you see those shorts that the dude bicycling was wearing?! Lame. I'm glad I get to wear my skinny jeans while I go bikeling.".

bikeling by cdturner September 22, 2010

Bailing 

To leave a group of friends, social gathering, or other such event with little or no warning or reason why. To bail.

Dude, I can't believe you're bailing already. It's not even midnight!

Bailing by J. Wolf April 16, 2005

Baseline 

The bare minimum standard that a girl must be at or exceed when considering fornication.

Bro: Should I tap?
Dude: Meh, she's baseline.

Bro: I'm tips though. You sure she's baseline?
Dude: Just squint. Definitely baseline. Give her the deezy.

Baseline by BetaRhOmicron September 30, 2010