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Metric unit of weight for objects that are black. Instead of using the previously known unit ton, bailes can be used in place to describe unnaturally large objects.
Ethan: "Oh dang, did you just see that UPS truck?"
Joe: "Yeah, black as night and it must have weighed over three bailes."
by motown master February 18, 2010
Think wanker. Because that is what he is.
A wanker.
everyone - Bailes is a ****ing wanker"!
by Tom Seleck December 04, 2004