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8. bail
A word that is used to abruptly cut off one's own story or statement before its completion due to boringness or irrelevance. Often used during a story that is important to the speaker that no one else cares about.

Can also be used (somewhat rudely) to effectively stop someone else's story/statement before it gets any worse.

* It should be noted that once the bail has occurred, the story is finished. The speaker may not go back to it (until they make it more interesting or relevant) and no questions may be asked about the story by the listeners.
Mike: "Yeah one time I was getting gas for my car and it was so cold outside and all I had was my emo jacket that's so thin it probably lowers my temperature rather than keeps me warm..." (blank or confused faces of listeners) Mike: "... ok BAIL." (sighs of relief)

Mike: "Yeah one time I was lifeguarding at the indoor pool and it was really humid inside... I can't remember if I was asleep or not...but I think something happened.."
Me: "I'm bailing for you."
Mike: (sullen) "Thank you."
Nice person who feels sorry for Mike: "What happened at the pool? I want to know."
Mike: "It's ok, I bailed."
1. bail
1. to leave
2. to bounce
3. to break
4. to be ups
let's bail, man
by Monkey Jan 31, 2004 add a video
2. bail
1. To bounce.
2. To ditch or pull-out of something.
3. What you pay when you are temporarily released from 'holding', pending trial.
1. "Yo, I'm bailing on this muh-fucka. This party is shit."
2. "I'm gunna have to bail on that mission I said we would do."
3. "I can't get involved in another murder!?! I'm out on bail fool."
by Diego Sep 4, 2003 add a video
3. bail
to exit, leave ,take off, get the fuck out of dodge.
dude im gonna bail
by deadcat Jun 10, 2003 add a video
4. Bail
to cancel suddenly.
boy 1: my friends bailed on me.
boy 2: that sucks.
5. bail
to attempt to execute a skateboard trick, but giving up halfway through and not landing on your skateboard
Rob: "Did you hit the switch feeble down the ten stair"
Jim: "No, I had to bail and I racked myself on the rail"
by Rockne Roll Nov 14, 2003 add a video
6. Bail
When the police (or courts) release you on the condition that you adhere to a set of strict rules e.g Don't leave the country, don't do whatever you did in the 1st place again etc, and also that you appear to answer your bail at a location selected by the police/courts i.e your nearest police station

Failure to do so, or "to breach your bail" would result in a warrant been issued for your arrest
Scott - "Shit, I gotta go man. My bail coditions say I'm not allowed to be any where near you an the police are over there"

Dan - "You best get the fuck out of here then mate"
7. bail
To leave an uncomfortable place or situation, usually because someone is causing drama, bullshit or is just being annoying. Often used when someone is being frustrating enough to warrant a departure, but quite enough to justify an ass-kicking.
Guy #1: My girl is sweet, I love her so much, like... when we're together, it's perfect!

Guy #2: Dude, if you're just gonna mouth on about your feelings, I'm gonna bail. Fuck that. I don't want to hear that shit.
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