Bastand 

A more offensive way to say "bastard" "bastand" has a horrible tone to it, bastard sounds like you're playing. Bastand is the future.

"You are a fucking BASTAND"

Bastand by kayelz December 30, 2011

Bastand 

Influenced from the underworld, the edgy side of town; the contemporary, urban way of saying 'ya bastard'.

"You're a fucking bastand".
"Al dem bludy bastand gals tek tha pissss ye. kkthxbbz nvmye."
"Don't touch ma cone! Bastand, I own you!"

Bastand by Kayelz December 31, 2011

Bag Stand 

A place where you might rest your (testicle)bag. Often upon the chin or forehead or across the nose of a nearby trog. Also used as an even more derogratory term for an idiot or douche bag.

Example 1). "Dude, this bag stand is going 50 MPH in the fast lane.. I want to end his stupid life"

Example 2). "That sluts face is the perfect bag stand." "indeed"

Bag Stand by Uniboehmer February 14, 2009

Bogstanded 

when someone is so old and terrible and useless, they have no chance of accomplishing anything

Tim is such a bogstanded mank of a web designer

Bogstanded by Stocks is low July 18, 2007

Innocent Barstandercize 

Made popular by the popular Chicago etiquette blog, Innocent Barstander.

-To publicly criticize someone whose public behavior is rude, obnoxious, or disruptive, often with comedic results.

-To exercise a deep passion for reinforcing proper etiquette in restaurants, bars, and clubs, such as how much to tip, how to dress, how loudly to speak when ordering drinks, etc. by chastising offenders.

That obnoxious woman is being a real cunt to her date and their waiter. I'm gonna go Innocent Barstandercize her ass. Meet me outside.

Innocent Barstandercize by strjock81 June 6, 2011

Bogstanded 

Someone who is not only useless but also stupid and smells horrible

Tim is a Bogstanded mank of a web designer

Bogstanded by DumpyBrown July 25, 2007

bagstad

They are the best family on planet earth and everyone loves them.

Here come the Bagstad’s. 😍

bagstad by Janetheaweeome March 7, 2019