guy 2:"Yes there is, its called a bagina. Its a wet, sloppy, saggy, jungle hairy vagina. On odd occasions, it even has teeth."
Guy 1: "...Oh."
girl: It's so cold, I wish I had a sweatshirt."
guy: "I's ok baby you can wear mine, but is it ok if i warm my hands in the bagina?"
girl: "Of course you can; my bagina is always open to you."