largly baggy and smeared brown on account of the massive surface area of their cheeks and ring.
they can not reach in and wipe their crack because their arms are short and stubby thus ensuring a brown crusty crackage pakage
Im so fat that i am now conssiderd a baggy brown in modern day society
i havent taken a shower in days im a baggy brown!
person1:my cracks real itchy wanna scratch it?
person2:nah man i seen u crackage package! you one baggy brown beeotch!