A homosexual that is being led on by an overly sensitive non-homosexual friend. In the end the homosexual is let down and retreats into misery. Made popular by the relationship of Froto Baggins and his wanna be lover, Samwise Gangee. In the end Sam gets married, Baggins is crushed, and sails of to God-knows-where if elfin fairy land.
Joe: Bill is so broke up about Steve.
Phil: I know, he's such a baggins.