Hope bagels 

Something that gives you a lot of hope
Nagito Komedea eats them daily.

Nagito:WANT SOME HOPE BAGELS!?
Hajime:Wut?

Hope bagels by Itz_garbadge April 29, 2019

Hungarian Herpe Bagels 

A traditional and delicious treat coming to your breakfast plate straight out of Central Europe. An HHB is created by smothering a bagel of your choosing with herb-infused goat cheese, lox, fresh herpes and just a sprinkle of cock. Feel free to throw in some minced tomatoes to subdue that pungent Hungarian herpe flavor we're all too familiar with.

Greg: Dude im starving

Tommy: Don't worry Greggy, Tommy gonna make you hungarian herpe bagels!

Greg: You don't know dick about making breakfast

Tommy: Tommy great chef! Tommys guests always come back for seconds!

Hungarian Herpe Bagels by SoggyBottoms11 November 26, 2011

bodo's bagels

the best bagel shop ever. it is in charlottesville in 3 locations.

person 1: where do you wanna eat?
person2: ehh let's go to "bodo's bagels"
person1: oh hell yeah, that place kicks ass

bodo's bagels by brosiedon123456789123456789 January 25, 2011

Bryce's Bagels 

A store located in North Carolina where the owner, Bryce, allows his costomers to purchase one of his many bagels and then proceed to sexually penetrate the bagel at his/her own convenience

Person 1: Have you ever fucked a bagel?
Person 2: I'm about to go to Bryce's Bagels right now!
Person 1: Don't forget to use a condom, you don't wanna get bagel bits on yo dick!

Bryce's Bagels by pokerboyj January 7, 2014

Winter Bagels 

What it sounds like to say Winnebago wrong.

Instead of saying he saw a Winnebago, the bitch said winter bagels instead.

Winter Bagels by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson July 26, 2020

baggel 

A phonetic representation of the way that Britta Perry on 'Community' pronounces the word "bagel." Perry is from the East Coast -- around Pennsylvania -- and therefore pronounces the word with a short "a," which almost always leads to laughs of ridicule from the rest of the study group.

Britta: Darn it! I dropped my bagel (pronouncing it "baggel")
Troy, Jeff, Pierce, Annie, and Shirley: HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHHHAAAA!
Britta: I'll pronounce bagel (pronouncing it "baggel") that way anytime I want!
The rest of the study group, once again: HA HA HA HA HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!

baggel by A Person Named February 9, 2014

grammar and bagels 

1. Reference to an unknown incident that seems to have scarred the lives of all involved.
2. A vulgar blasphemy.

Amanda was fearless in most cases, but just the mention of the phrase "grammar and bagels" was enough to make her break into a cold sweat.

grammar and bagels by Laura Meade January 6, 2008