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2. bagel
a highly tasty snack
jews make them very well
1. Bagel
A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)

Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel
"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."
by The Anna-lator Nov 2, 2003 add a video
3. Bagel
a derogatory name for a fat jewish kid.
Bagel was playing Halo 2 all day

that lazy bastard
by G shiznit Mar 27, 2005 add a video
4. bagel
another word for zero -- derived from the show Scrubs
“God is watching. How many times have you gotten laid this year?”— Janitor

“Bagel”— Todd

(making zero symbol with hand)
5. Bagel
(verb)-When a secular Jew lets a religious Jew know he/she is Jewish through indirect means.
When a religious Jew(beard, peyos, tzitzit etc...) is walking down the street, a secular Jew who was previously talking to his friend about something secular will suddenly switch the topic to keeping kosher or going to Shul to tell the religious Jew that he is Jewish as well. Hence, the religious Jew was bageled.
6. Bagel
A big zero. Someone who doesn't bring anything to the table.
kevin: let's go out tonight!
joey: nah, bro, i'm gonna stay in and play video games/
kevin: wow, stop being a bagel!
7. bagel
two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner.
lady at dunkin donuts: how can i help you?
me: can i have a bagel?
lady at dunkin donuts: you mean two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner? SURE!
me: thanks!!!!
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