| 1. | Swedish Bagel | ||
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A sexual encounter that occurs when you get sloppy seconds and you use the first guys creampie (He left it, so he wont need it anyway.) as lubrication for the female recipiant's anus. "Hey, Francine."
"Yes, Jack?" "Since Charles just got done, I was wondering if I could Interest you in a Swedish Bagel." |
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| 2. | french bagel | ||
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The sexual act of ejaculating on to a rectum, and then eating the seman out of the rectum. Last night, during intercourse I gave my wife the old french bagel, it was delicious.
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| 3. | french bagel | ||
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skeeting in and asshole, and eating it out "What'd you have for breakfest this morning?"
"I had a french bagel with jelley and orange juice." |
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| 4. | dirty bagelin' | ||
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The act of tossing someone's salad when they have a dirty bagel. She said she was into dirty bagelin' so I shit my pants and called her.
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| 5. | donkey punch | ||
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A sandwich at Chicago Bagel Authority. It is a bialy with chicken salad, BBQ sauce and smoked cheddar on it. Mmm... that Donkey Punch was delicious! I'd have another, but I'm trying to get into a Speedo.
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| 6. | Spunk Fucker | ||
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The dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. Usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. Commonly known to fuck bagels in-between online matches Oh no! My mom is making me hang out with that Spunk Fucker from down the street again!
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| 7. | subsist | ||
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1)To eat a relatviely narrow range of food choices at weird hours and with weird people. All the good foods are not eaten, and instead are replaced with crap foods.
2) To practice a dietary regimen that leaves one short and surly, with a ghetto booty parted in the middle by a range of thong underwear 'I subsist!'
'Are you fucking crazy? A bagel with salad dressing is NOT food.' |
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