"I didn't believe her when she said that's what she wanted, but Crash begged for a bag lunch. I'm just glad I was the first with the condom, I don't want the AIDS."
by Ill-tempered Pirate November 6, 2007
When a man is forced to ejaculate into a paper bag to avoid mess and cleanup in times of duress or in a college dormitory.
by I AM A PIMP September 4, 2004
Usually for the kids (in school), if they don't buy a lunch at the school for almost $2.00, and it's not crap, then it's a bagged lunch. It can be in one of those brown paper bags... or in a lunch box: a hard one (I'm not talking "horny" you sick bastards), or a soft one.
"I had my Mom pack me a bag lunch," said Jimmy, "I didn't wanna put up with the crap they serve in the cafeteria again..."
by Elizabeth September 6, 2004
by Goatsnuzz June 5, 2004
A sexual encounter usually during the mid-day. Usually during lunch time, one would leave work or school to meet someone for a "quickie" then return to work or school. Hence the term "Bagged" lunch
1) Meeting Leah for a bagged lunch today.
2) Heading home today for a bagged lunch.
3) Just had a bagged lunch with a co-worker.
2) Heading home today for a bagged lunch.
3) Just had a bagged lunch with a co-worker.
by Pabst blue September 2, 2009
This is a version of the hot lunch or hot karl. You defacate into a tube sock and then proceed to hit someone over the face multiple times with this poo-filled specimen.
Last night Vinnie wanted this girl he had fucked to leave his place. While she was asleep in his bed, he gave her a nice bagged lunch to finally get her to leave. She would never forget this experience the next time she placed her foot in a tube sock, with the fear of stepping in fecal matter.
by Tizzell April 7, 2006
jerking off into a condom
by rodan October 14, 2004