|1.||bag team all-american|
A term used to describe an individual who is ridiculously over-zealous in any of his or her pursuits, often in a comedic and destructive way. These individuals are easy to point out in a crowd and are noticeably more agitated, sweaty, and loud than a normal person. The term evolved from high school football where 3rd string “bag team” players would injure starting running backs by being overly aggressive during Friday half speed practices.
Friend #1: How'd John do with that girl?
Friend #2: Not so good. He scared her away with his Bag Team All-American technique
Person #1: Torn ACL?
Person #2: Yep. Playing football in the park with Bag Team All-American Nate.