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An Spanish instrument of torture which caught on in Scotland. The torturer dresses up in a ceremonial skirt and a puts on the hat made out of womens beaver hairs.
Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten Gordon, will ya load up the bag pipes with 4 or 5 kittens and I'll show ye a new party trick - I made up a tune called "Amazing Grace"
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When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes. That silly bitch is so fucking bag pipes.
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when a girl masterbates a man with her armpit whilst sucking his dick at the same time she was played the bag pipes so long that her armpit got chaffed.
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