a term used to describe the act of farting
did you just baff?
do you sometimes baff in the bath?
v. t. & i.
The act of thwacking a recipient (usu. female) around the face with a semi-erect schlong, ideally post-spaff.
She enjoys a good baffing.
to have sexual intercourse
"i baffed that!" "that was a potatesh
Best Abusive Friend.
Commonly used between baff's J&L.
you can see BAFF's constantly physically and mentally harming one another in the hallways, at their homes, or on the border.
But will foreverly, somehow, stay close friends foreverrr.
"You gave me a concussion!"
"What are baffs for?"
BAFF = Bare Ass Face Fart
The worst possible fart, only thing that can make this worse is if you "shart" along with it.
Last night when we had our huge party, Timmer passed out early, so I gave him a BAFF.
shortened version of baffoon, generally used between friends as a mild insult. coined and used mainly in north canterbury, new zealand although not yet a mainstream word.
jake- lasagne topping is mainly cheese ae?
dan- of course it is you baff, try reading a fucking recipe book
dan- walks into door
The opposite of a BAMF. A Bad Ass Father Fucker
That girl is one hell of a B.A.F.F
Bored as fu*k times 2!
Dude I was hella baff all damn night!