Bardcore 

A genre of music using traditional medieval instruments and vocals to perform a song or tune that was not initially intended to be in a medieval style.

what type of song is this?

well, it is Bardcore of course!

Bardcore by Lord Brexit June 6, 2020

baldcore 

hardcore dedicated to the bald lifestyle

POWA KORD, MIAMI BALDCORE BAND - "WHATS WITH ALL THE SCENE KIDS? THEY GOT HAIR. RIP IT OUT OF THEIR SCALPS. I DON'T CARE."

baldcore by swampo dompo July 6, 2010

Bardcore 

A musical genre involving having modern songs reverse engineered to sound more medieval, primarily by replacing the sounds of modern instruments with those that existed in the middle ages. If the song contains English lyrics, the words might be altered to sound more like Shakespearean English. All of this is to make it sound as if the song could've been sung by a [bard} in a medieval tavern somewhere, hence the name 'Bardcore'.

James: Like heavy metal bands like Sabaton, what about you?

Michael: Nah, I prefer bardcore.

Bardcore by Norse Emperor June 6, 2020

beardcore 

A new sub-genre of music, started in America, which comprises of so called "Happy Hardcore" metal music. The songs are lyrically sung rather than shouted, but all the major ideals from metal are there (the double pedal, drop tuned guitars, breakdowns.) The only major difference is the songs are played in a major (or "happy") key. Beardcore is attached to this small sub-genre, because of the leading band, Four Year Strong (Who together have more hair than a sheep)

"Hey dude, you checked out this beardcore band?"
"OMG they're so rad, I gotta buy their merch and grow a beard to beat them!"

beardcore by jon_sparky March 28, 2009

baldcore 

More than music - a lifestyle. Baldcore kids dedicate their life to being bald, buff, and hateful. Defining characteristics: lack of hair, camo shorts, ill fitting black band tees with pictures of guns or baseball bats. Stand out baldcore bands are: Powakord, Crowbar, Shai Hulud, Folsom, and Hatebreed.

scene kid 1: Wow look at how tough that hardcore kid is, he is totally an oldschool hardcore ese

scene kid 2: Obviously that guy is into baldcore!

scene kid 1 How do ya know?

scene kid 2: Check that scalp! DUH!

scene kid 1: Ohh cool, I am going to shave my head and be baldcore.

scene kid 2: Ha, I was so baldcore last month. Kids drop outta baldcore faster than straightedge!

baldcore by Thick as Blood July 11, 2010

Beardcore 

Beardcore is for those who:
* have a beard
* aspire to have a beard
* like beards
* love beards
* think beards are hot
* think beards rock
* are hardcore in general

"Wow look at that beard! He's so beardcore!"
"I wish I was as hardcore as you.... BEARDCORE!"

Beardcore by rhino_loupe July 10, 2007

BearCore 

It's fucking grizzly, black, polar, and brown.


its BEARCORE!!!!



also typically radical and awesome

Dude, this band is fuckin bearcore

BearCore by Brohammed Ball-i March 16, 2009