the best sport ever with quite possibly the funniest innuendo's in all of sports. The purpose of badminton is to beat a cock back and forth over a net. And when a person has a scord of zero it's also called "love". This can be played solo or be double teamed so it's more fun for everyone.
"Dude hit the cock back over here its my serve!"
"It's not your serve you cock its thirty love!"
"Why dont we have more people playing badminton?"
"Because noone loves cock like you, man."
A very dynamic, fast-paced game. Badminton requires a lot more agility and strategizing than most people probably think. You have to see it played competitively to really understand the energy and reflexes needed to be good at this sport.
Hitting a birdie over a net with a long-necked racket. Doesn't sound very hard, does it?
Come play with us. >:]
1)The fastest growing sport in the world (fact) Also the fastest racket sport in the world (fact). Players must have extreme speed, reflexes and vision to name but a few essential attributes.
say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse
of a shuttle (made from cheap
, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC
) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance
around the garden like pansie
1)you think you can play badminton. Ok. Your serve"
(useless little loopy serve)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"
A Fast-Paced, energetic game requiring stamina, speed, agilty and believe it or not strength. I play Rugby and Basketball and neither are half as taxing as a harsh game of badminton, its a totally hXc sport which everyone should play!
cock : hahah you playin badminton you jessie?
me : dude i'd paste you in the weight room any day you flange, now come over here and serve us up some smash practise...
Coolest sport ever
Played with a bird
Played solo or with partners
i played badminton for hours, until i hit myself in the head with the racket!
code word for Anal Sex.
Paul and Doug play badminton once a month.
the all asian team at mira mesa high school
the most important requirement for the mira meda badminton team is to be asian!