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Have a Phil "Badluck"Barrata episode 

When a Big Italian guy is balls deep in Phil B. and he yells out "Daddy No"
So I was balls deep in Phil last night and he had a Phil Badluck Barrata on me.

Bad Luck Jessie J 

A meme made about the singer Jessie J. Like Bad Luck Brian. Also a badass mofo.
Bad Luck Jessie J: "Gets taken down like a domino. Breaks leg."

"Jessie J has a lot of bad luck!"

bad luck brian

An internet meme manifesting as an image macro showing a picture of a stereotypical nerd from a high school yearbook. The text that goes along usually tells of Bad Luck Brian's misdeeds. These are acts that he commits usually with good intentions but turning out to be bad through unforseen consequences or mistakes on Brian's part. Often he has defecated his pants while doing a courageous act quite unlike him.
MISDEEDS OF BAD LUCK BRIAN:
Tries to fart stealthily: Shits.
Escapes a burning building: Gets hit by a fire truck.
Wins raffle for the first time: Hunger Games.
Stops, drops, and rolls: Into another fire.
bad luck brian by ZKtheMAN November 4, 2013

Bad luck 

Bad luck - born under a bad sign, often the odds seem stacked against someone who is said to have Bad Luck

See also zushiba / `Frieza
Bad luck by zushiba October 9, 2003

seven years bad luck 

An imaginary curse said to be caused by certain actions ie: breaking a mirror/ walking under a ladder/ running over your boss's dog.


Of course, this is just an old wives tale. Except running over the boss's dog. Unless you hide the body.
walking under a ladder will cause dizzinness for seven years- bullshit


walking under the boss's wife will cause temporary, fist-induced dizziness, and seven years unemployment.
seven years bad luck by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

bad luck 

a fucking stupid cunt who won't stop following around and makes your life sad like the shitty idiot following you XDD
My friend has bad luck, why is a fucking non-exist crap following him?
bad luck by anonymous August 17, 2018