/vædʒər/ A play on the word "badger." A girl or woman who is a condescending, uptight bitch for no apparent reason. This word is probably misogynistic.

The muff monkey is a miniscule ape who resides around the vagina of a woman and finds extreme pleasure in paying homage to the labia. If substantial pubic hair coverage is available, the muff monkey can be found lurking amongst the pube jungle waiting for his next interaction with the muff or planning his next maniacal counterattack against those trying to approach the crotch. Possessing both unique joint structure and an extremely strong grip, the muff monkey can move disturbingly fast in its natural genital habitat by swinging on pubes and parts of the vagina. The muff monkey uses its speedy transportation capabilities and cacophonous whooping howl to both impress the labia and scare away intruders. Due to the muff's obvious lack of perception or judgement, the muff monkey lives a mostly unfulfilled and confused life as its constant wooing consistently goes without reciprocation. Most cunt badgers are acutely aware of the dangers that can arise when approaching a muff surrounded by dense pubic coverage, due to the muff monkey's certain presence.

1. A type of flower. See also:

daffodil or rose

2. A euphemism for an attractive vagina (usually shaven haven). Usually used by women as an alternative to:

cunt, twat, pussy, bearded axe wound, bearded clam,
flange, fadge, badgers cave, qwim, clunge, minge and Aladdin's cave.

3. An unusually pathetically camp man. See also:

Pansy.

A skank-ass vag that is so loose and filthy it leaves snatch stains inside the underwear. Any man unfortunate enough to tangle with this roast-beast will soon learn of its horrific stank which is similar to a bag of rotting earthworms. Many equate sticking this panty badger with punching a bucket of water.

Describes a woman who has a consistent history of bad choices such as drugs, car accidents, promiscuity.

A small skinny wierd boy from st.johns close hayling. usually found feeding ferrets and liberating the fish . approach with caution can turn viscious

n.
1. A strong desire for strange grey mounds, not unlike a badger, on the side of your head.
2. A small town in Scotland
3. A haircut for a pumpcious cunt