Balched 

Fooled or tricked, similar to being punk'd. Usually causes severe chaos, confusion and detriment to fixed income traders and sales assistants

1) Oh nuuuu.... My PnL and risk are out substantially... oh wait... Ive been BALCHED!
2) These tickets are wrong direction, px, u/l and maturity... oh shut! Ive been BALCHED!

Balched by BlueWhale January 16, 2009

Batched 

To mess things up or ruin a situation

Well done you've totally batched it, Fuck sake Batch, were royally batched here

Batched by Blaggerz August 16, 2018

batched 

verb: vomited

After Lars ate an entire quart of malted milk balls with 6 beers, that dude batched!

batched by Jangaard May 6, 2010

Balched 

The action of some knarly son of a bitch out there that will contribute to fucking up your life in any way possible.

Damnit, I got Balched again… My career is over!

Balched by getbalched May 21, 2023

Bached

The level of intoxication previously thought to be unreachable or unattainable.

My vacation was prolonged due to the number of times we were bached.

Bached by Shot gun Eddie March 3, 2009

barched 

When you haven't been to the bar in like a week and are really craving overpriced drinks that are hopefully bought for you by a stranger who has no chance of seeing you naked tonight.

"I haven't been to a bar in days,
I'm feeling pretty barched."

barched by Kiahnkerz March 6, 2017

Batched  

Verb: To be batched
Where one receives a right royal thwacking for the purposes of an arguement, usually the person being "batched" will perceive the batching as a form of recognition and oppurtunity to gain coolness. However when a "batching" occurs it will cause much distress and bullying to the "batchee"

OMG I got batched today by my bestest buds

Batched by mini man sicki Sam March 27, 2009