Getting the best parking spot possible.

May also be exclaimed "Executive!" - as in "look, I found executive parking".

Most likely used when in the car with friends and said in a sing-song voice ("e-XECU-tive"). Often said together as a group as you see the sweet parking spot (many times preceded by a conversation about if you're going to get executive parking)

A backwards kicking (usually male) highly aggressive person. Usually known for their surprise attack personality and ability to induce strokes. Though there are no known weaknesses, it has been reported that biting the calves of a badass warrior fighter will buy time. While a normally forward walking mammal, the badass warrior fighter is known most for it's backwards kicking and the strength of such kicks. If has been up for debate for some time whether the strength of the backwards kicks are to blame for the strokes it's victims suffer... or if some other hidden mechanism causes them. One thing is for sure, while it may appear that the badass warrior fighter walks on 2 legs, it hides a 3rd leg. However, no one is quite sure where this 3rd leg is hidden, as discovery of said leg only occurred when a National Geographic team was cornered and brutally beaten with it.

Also reported have been instances of badass warrior fighters with glass eyes in their right ocular cavity. While the exact reason why only some males have this trait is unknown it can be assumed that it may have been caused by territorial battles with rival badass warrior fighters; possibly over territory, or a mate, or stroking rights. It is known however that due to this fairly uncommon disability if find yourself in a situation where you are cornered by a badass warrior fighter, if you can get them to face 30 degrees to your left you will essentially be in its blind spot.

The Truth is that Southwick is a badass town of which has gained infamy in the surrounding towns. Southwick residents well the younger generations are notorious for going places and causing chaos. It is not a rare occasion to see someone from Southwick being escorted by police from an event or being banned from them. It’s not unusual for Southwick residents to be seen in surrounding towns and making a scene like for example Suffield. It is not unusual here to know 6 or more people with D.U.I.s. or someone who totaled their vehicle drunk and walking away from it. In the winter it’s about snowboarding, snowmobiling, drifting your car, and chillin on the lake. In the summer it’s about running from the 5-0 on the dirtscoots, pitscoots and quads, going to nationals, having fires, pickin tobacco, hittin shit with your car, Tom Petty and partying out on the lake. All year it's about smoking the reefer drinkin the beers trying to get your dick wet or your clit touched doin the occasional Berk or DRR. Getting an Arny at Shell, a buff chick at Gigi's II, a chicken pita at Village, curly fries at The Summer House. Smoking mad blunts at the gorge, playing hacky sack. 99% White and .00001% African-American. All The Girls aren’t gorgeous. Southwick once was the party spot but as the generations go on the parties don't. Carson Has Bangers and no one can disagree. Have you had a kegger in your house? Ok then. Yeah Southwick is filled with Weed-heads but what’s the problem with that? Nothing.

Typically have long hair, but not always. Can be wearing anything from biker gear, to cowboy boots, to handlebar mustaches, to bandanas (the pre-made kind, normally not real ones), to denim jackets, to American flag apparrel, to shirts with wolves or eagles on them. They also like sleeveless t-shirts.

They're usually of the trailer park variety. In a crowd of people, you'd spot an American Badass as being the guy that's dressed like a biker, but doesn't have a motorcycle. Usually a big fan of classic rock music, or possibly country.

a person who has little respect for others, and him/herself. a thug has a below average iq and likes to take part in illegal activity such as, drug dealing/use, fighting, killing, etc. a thug will go to great lengths to protect his "turf," most likely a street corner, or a shitty playground. it's easy to spot a thug: on the corner, pants around the knees, bandana or doorag on head, peach-fuzz goatee and a diamond earing, "tough guy" look on face. a thug loves: money, drugs, 40's, extremely loud rap music, fighting, underage girls, being abnoxious, spray paint, doo-rags, weapons, and grills. thugs dislike: reading, smiles, puppies (with exception to pitbulls), rainbows, led zepplin, and skiing.

The rebirth of friendship bracelets and a spin on the "live strong" bracelet, the Bro-Band is a guy’s new "IT" accessory. Given to one Bro from another, signifying a status above any ho. (Bro's before Ho's). The bro-band can be found darning the wrists of young, hip, males at your local hot spot, and the wearer usually travels in packs. The Bro-Band should only be worn on the right wrist, and should be worn one at a time.

The rebirth of friendship bracelets and a spin on the "live strong" bracelet, the Bro-Band is a guy’s new "IT" accessory. Given to one Bro from another, signifying a status above any ho. (Bro's before Ho's). The bro-band can be found darning the wrists of young, hip, males at your local hot spot, and the wearer usually travels in packs. The Bro-Band should only be worn on the right wrist, and should be worn one at a time.