One that is slow, incompetent, a noob, or poor at functioning the proper use of technological equipement.
A person who is mentally underdeveloped when it comes to the use and operation of computers, phones, cell phones, calculators, CD players, record machines, televisions, iPods, microwaves, ovens, toasters, anything with some sort of digital display, anything with some sort of analog display, radios, circuit boards, fans, lights, etc.
Someone who is retarded when it comes to the function of any sort of technology.
-Damn man, i had to help this technotard fix their monitor yesterday...and it turns out that the computer was off!
-What are you talking about!? Bill Gates is definitely not technotarded.
-Dude, my aunt is so technotarded, she couldn't even put a new contact on her phone...
A technotard is a person who is not technology friendly. Technotards are bad with computers or camera's or mobile phones although generally technotards can use the basic functions of technology but the fancy bits prove to be challenging.
To sign off randomly on people after they IM you.
To be bad at IM
Dude this girl fostered me on IM today it so wasnt chilll man i didnt even mean to say hi to her....
A person who is digitally illiterate; someone who can't use personal computers or other digital devices for more than the most basic functions.
the opposite of a nerd/geek
My mom needed help setting up an e-mail account last night, she's such a digidodo
A group of companies trying to control the computing world by disguising their plans as "increasing security". The laws proposed for 2006 (which, the state of the American government, I don't see NOT passing) will make it illegal to:
- write and compile non-TCPA software
- sell non-TCPA hardware
TCPA cuts down what you can do with your comptuer. Freeware and open source go right out the window.
"But can't I just get Linux?"
Think again... TCPA is in love with the Fritz chip... which is HARDWARE.
Once you can't do anything with computers, then nobody will be able to use them for bad stuff! See? It's simple! TCPA makes it possible!
1: Software that serves no useful purpose, but impairs the function of your computer, often due to using up RAM. Unlike spyware or malware this is just due to poor design rather than malicious intent.
2: Software designed to make computers easier for lusers to use, but ends up teaching them bad habits which cause them to wreck their computer or otherwise make using it more difficult than it needs to be.
Much of the "bonus" software that comes pre-installed with home computers sold by major manufacturers tends to fit one or both definitions of "retardware".
pwn7 is a term only used by gigantic noobs and idiots. Anyone who is really bad with computers and/or gaming will use this word thinking they're 1337 but they're really making themselves look like an ass.
"Omg d00d pwn7"
"Shut the fuck up noob, you're an idiot"