| 1. | Dagnall | ||
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A slang term for peruvian hat, mainly worn in birkenhead
also slang term for pointless jest man look at dappy from n dubz - he has a great selection of dagnalls
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| 2. | SlipKnoT | ||
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SlipKnoT is a Nu-metal band. It consists of nine members. They have talent, despite what people may tell you. SlipKnoT is a very polarizing band because of number of members/what the do on stage/ect. ect. You either hate them for the most part, or you really like them. there fans are called MaGGoTs many people try to make the MaGGoTs feel bad because they call themselves MaGGoTs, but to all of them please note: We don't give a shit. Being a MaGGoT is a badge of honor to us. Also recently SlipKnoT has put out alot of pop songs i.e. dead memories and snuff to name two. Alot of emo pussy faggots like these song because they think it's cool. to said emo pussy faggots I would like to say go fuck yourself these songs arn't for you Cory taylor (lead vocals for SlipKnoT) has even stated himself how male emos are just suicidal teens who are confused about there sexuality and wear there sisters/gf pants (I'm paraphrasing). You emo assholes give us REAL MaGGoTs bad names. Oh and side note: All you fucktards who say SlipKnoT isn't real metal and that MaGGoTs don't know what real metal is please try to understand that you are retarted as I am living proof of your observation fail. I enjoy listening to bands such as Gojira, Gorgoroth, Mayhem, Dimmu Borgir, meshuggah, Behemoth, white chapel, children of bodom, burzum, ect.ect. And about how SlipKnoT isn't real metal. THE GENRE THEY ARE IN IS CALLED NU-METAL DUMB ASS. Metal is in the God damn Title of the genre. more...
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| 3. | Goth | ||
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I. A sub-culture established in the 80's, controversy has been brought up about it's origins, believed to be taken from the punk sub-culture and/or a style of architecture used from the 12th to the 16th century. Coming in an array of different music and clothing styles, goths typically share the same basic music range (Typically very loud, and/or dark) and the same "deathly pale" look. Goth is no longer a style and never truly was a trend, now it has developed it's own "sub-cultural" differences in society. more...
Goths typically make their own or fix their own clothing (Called DIY or Do-It-Yourself). This enables them to acquire their own independence as well as stand out and show they're not like "clones". While not all goths shop at thrift stores, most do in fact add their own touches to their styles, whether in make-up, hair, or clothing. Black though a dominant color in the sub-culture is not the only color ever worn, every color of the rainbow and beyond can be found in some form or fashion. Goths are not forced into any form or style to fit "in" the gothic lifestyle. Goth is a creatively dark sense of style, passion, and expression forged from everything from music to literature, to historic events or places. While many are accused of being "poseurs" there is no definite style or attitude defined by those calling themselves "true" goths there for often it is hard to determine a so called "poseur" from a true goth to those not familiar with the gothic sub-culture. Often m... |
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| 4. | slipknot | ||
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A hybrid steel drum, guitar and turntable based rock band from Des Moines, Iowa. The band contains 9 members. Considered to be in the category of nu-metal, but borrows heavily from dark jungle styled techno.
The band's gimmick is they all wear masks and jump suits, because they feel that names and faces are unimportant, and only the music matters. see also : mushroomhead - Diluted -
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I'm cold, I'm ugly I'm always confused by everything I can stare into a thousand eyes But every smile hides a bold-faced lie It itches, it seethes, it festers and breathes My heros are dead, they died in my head Thin out the herd, squeeze out the pain Something inside me has opened up again Thoughts of me exemplified All the little flaws I have denied Forget today, forget whatever happened Everyday I see a little more of overall deficiencies I'm nothing short of being one complete catastrophe What the hell - did I - do to deserve - all of this? I save all the bullets from ignorant minds Your insults get stuck in my teeth as they grind Way past good taste, on our way to bad omens I decrease, while my symptoms increase God what the f**k is wrong You act like you knew it all along Your timing sucks, your silence is a blessing All I ever wanted out of you was something you could never be Now take a real good look at What you've f**king done to me Gimme any reason why I'd need you, boy Gimme any reason not to f**k you up Gimme any reason why I'd need you, b**ch Gimme any reason not to f**k you up I see you in me I keep my scars from prying eyes Incapable of ever knowing why Somebody breathe, I've got to have an answer Why am I so fascinated by bigger pictures, better things But I don't care what you think You'll never understand me |
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| 5. | 100% Italian | ||
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Common phrase uttered by obnoxious Italian Americans. Means to impress, but the listener/reader is left only with the impression they have met up with the following type of individual:
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Loud, fat, crude, braggers Terrible weakness for gambling and gluttony Stingy Easily corrupted, which often turns them into crooks, thieves, and liars Overweight Vain VERY Sensitive about ethnic jabs Too much pride and braggadaccio Men constantly cheat and never admit it Selfish Males are sexually well endowed, but limited endurance or skills in the bedroom Women fake orgasms, prefer to take it anal from behind Prefer to work for themselves in small businesses rather than work for somebody else Make for cruel demanding bosses LOUD!!!! (did I say Loud?) Posers Talk way too much Sell outs Snitches Dock Workers All talk and no action Love to brag Naplotans look down on Sicilians, but Abruzzians look down on both Sicilians are dirty with consistently bad personal hygeine Naplotan guys are all named Tony and Sal or Joe if they're Sicilian Love flashy jewlry made in poor taste Loud tastes in clothing All claim to be 'cousins' with one another All claim to have an aunt or uncle who is wealthy or powerful and is looking out for them Real aunts, uncles, and cousins can't stand eachother and backstab constantly Good at seducing women Women can only seduce same type of Italian American men |
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| 6. | Muslims | ||
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Muslims are people that live in the middle east. It is very easy to spot a muslim because they have a towel on their head. One reason Muslims wear a rag on their head is because that’s a good place to carry explosives. All muslims are loony tunes, not surprising because they watch cartoons like Tom & Jerry over and over for hours on end, taking time out to pray 5 times a day. Muslims smell bad because they never take a bath. Muslims have camels, this leads to them being called Camel Jockeys. Camels smell almost as bad as muslims. No one is sure what muslims eats to survive. No one is sure what a camel eats to survive. Very easy to remember a muslims name, because they are all named Mohammad, muslims don’t like to put much thought into choosing names for their kids, muslims are simple people. Muslims are mad all the time, Muslims are mad because they never eat meat, and their women are so ugly. This proves the theory that if you do not eat meat you will be very ugly and mad. I guess they found out years ago that camel meat taste terrible. Camels like to spit on Mohammed. Usually the only bath Mohammed gets is the camel spit. Mohammed has his towel handy to dry off with, so the towel on his head is extremely practical. Mohammed dislikes Christians and Jews, they are constantly thinking up ways to do away with Christians & Jews. A really dumb muslim even had a bomb in his shoe that he was going to blow up an airplane with, but dumb Mohammed forgot to put a fuse to the bomb, h... more...
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| 7. | High School | ||
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Ironically, a place you go to lose your mind, not gain knowledge. more...
Nothing in the high schools ever work properly. The air conditioning only works during the coldest times of the year, and the heater only works in the hottest times of the year. You'd think the money that you use to pay for that crappy, overpriced food would solve this problem, but it really does jack shit. For school lunch, you basically pay almost $3.00 to get two chicken nuggets the size of your pinky that taste stale, a carton of milk the size of your palm and are forced to pay for an Apple that isn't even edible because of how rotten it is, or alternatively, you can pay for some mixed fruit in a cup, that the immature jackasses at your table will just throw around anyway. These same people will also fly in like vultures and basically eat the majority of your food, leaving you with about 1 chicken nugget and half a carlton of milk for lunch. The only reason people even pay for this shit food is because they had nothing for breakfast. This is mainly because you don't get enough time in the morning to eat anything more than a Honey Bun or a Hot Pocket (if you really, really rush). Then the asshole teachers from 1st period will actually punish you for eating in class, while they have three donuts and some coffee from Dunkin Donuts on their desk. To make matters worse, you are not allowed to have any electronic devices in class. Not only are you bored to your mind, learning useless information and doing m... |
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